How good does it feel to operate a powerful hydraulic press?

What exactly happens to a pumpkin when you sloooowwwwly crush it?

UNBELIEVABLE, CUTTING EDGE REALISM and awesome force give you the power to pulverize dozens of common objects!

The stress relief is amazing.

YOU WILL CRUSH:

bottles
corn cobs
Thor's hammer
toy cars
action heroes
alarm clocks (you definitely want to crush this one)
pumpkins
a whole toilet
Russian nesting dolls
a whole computer
and much more!

Each one breaks differently, and the more you crush, the MORE CRUSHING POWER you earn!

Try out your personal, super-satisfying, ultra-realistic hydraulic press now, and start CRUSHING!